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Can you see ahead of you? Do you see the road?
Do you see a naked monk washing pipe cleaners in a paddling pool?

Do you see Peter Piper poking his peck at pickle pornography? Do you see little Jack Horner, sat in the corner trying to chew mortar and dust? Do you see little Bo Peep, who’s lost her sheep, screaming and stabbing her arm? Do you hear Mother Goose abusing her manservant? Do you see Nelly the elephant packing her trunk with smack filled condoms? Do you see little Billy Bunting at a countryside alliance rally? Do you see Humpty Dumpy being poached by three blind mice on the first day of Christmas? Any umbrella’s?

No. Yes. Yes. YesYesNoYesNo. No. Yes. Plenty.

The question was asked sometime and answered on 15 September 2003.