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question from Paul

philip, i need help. i was just cruising in my winnebago, when shock horror my hands turned into withered potatoes. even sadder was the fact that my mouse who i was travelling with turned into the venus di milo. however my question is this: where did you get those curtains from?

Do you like them? I made them from Julia Robert’s chest hair, then stained them with the blood of the innocent.

What’s great is, not only do they look exactly how I wanted, they are so warm on winter nights. To boot.

This question was asked on 11 July 2002 and answered at an unknown time.