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Sir, all of my sea monkeys have got out of their tank and are running a muck in Birmingham, do you think i should ask for help from the local police or just fight them on my own?

I would strongly say to let the police do their job in this case. Sea monkeys are amongst the most dangerous of creatures, and trying to capture such a wily and intelligent foe with a crow bar and sun block would be the craziest idea since bagpipes.

I look forward to seeing your endeavours on Caught on CCTV vol 8.

This question was asked on 28 June 2002 and answered at an unknown time.