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question from sweet christ
I am almost ready to make the next big step in my quest for frisbee world domination. I have entered a period of intense training consisting of eating pies whilst wearing a restrictive body suit so all the piefat settles in my arms, making them extremly heavy, thus enabling me to throw a disc ridiculous distances. The only drawback is that the pastry is growing through my nose, making breathing, and more importantly grunting very difficult. How should I alleviate this problem?
As ruler and despot of Frisbee World you must challenge me directly. Where did you get these crazy pastry notions from? Bob Holness, I bet. I should have executed him when I had the chance. What I fool I was to tell him my entire plan while he was strapped into my (flawed, as it turned out) DeathMachine2000, and not just shoot him in the head with a regular hand gun, available from schools everywhere.
But you are weakened! See how you produce strange filling-bubbles when you breathe. Your defeat will be a lesson to all that I can never be deposed.
Dominik Diamond would be ashamed.