mousehands : ask philip

You and just about every religious type personage in the recorded history of this planet, son. So, you seek the meaning of our turgid existence? Eggcups. As surprising as it sounds, the purpose of your life, my life, everybody’s life is to collect as many eggcups before you die in extreme agony.
“And the Lord spake unto Julian, ‘For thoust who collecteth the most cups of eggs, for he will enter the kingdom of heaven.’” - Kevin 12:7